My phone won't let me update this blog thinger! GRRRR! Ah oh well...
But we had so much to say before! Now this dufus can't remember it!Hey! I told you that my memory was horrible!
Anyway...
I GOT A WII!!!
To bad the most you've done with it was get stuck in a car and watch billions of hours of South Park episodes...Shut up, Toki. So what if it took me an hour to figure out how to get out of Cybil's car? So what if I had to consult a WALKTHROUGH TO GET OUT OF A CAR! You couldn't do it!!!
Whatever...ANYWAY! I have been watching loads of South Park lately. I never used to watch half as much as I do now. I guess seventeen is just the right age to do so...yeah...
Also. I got 9 on DVD! ^^
I love that movie as much as Ashley Kerns likes Lost.
Holy shit...that much? Don't explode, all right?Don't worry, I'll be fine. Oh. So. That car we were talking about earlier was...from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories. I couldn't figure it out for the life of me. So I called Ashley, cried, and went to the bathroom. It was in the bathroom that I decided to consult IGN guides. I love those guides. They get me through the horrors of Silent Hill. *sigh*
Speaking of getting through horrors. I came across a list of things that would be useful in situations where you might have to fight your worst horrors. However, I decided to make a better list, because not everyone has a phone with as much battery as Harry Mason's phone, and not everyone has magical pants where they can put a chainsaw...like almost everyone else in the series. UGH! HERE IT GOES!
1.) A flashlight. Any flashlight. You do not necessarily need one that is a security flashlight that will double as a club (though it would be nice). Cause, you know what? NOT EVERYONE OWNS ONE. If you want to be sure, though, you could go BUY one....but any flashlight is really what you need. Who wants to be running in the dark?
2.) A backpack. Always travel with an emergency back pack in the trunk of your car. Or, if you are afraid that you won't be able to open your trunk after the accident that puts you in this situation, leave it in the backseat or glove compartment. Have it filled with everything mentioned here.
3.) First aid kit. It doesn't need to be big or filled with surgical items (who wants to be performing surgery under those conditions?), but it should at least have anti-biotics (God knows what diseases those creatures carry) and some gauze, to help with bleeding of course. Oh, and mebbe some bandaids.
Band aids?Yeah, not every monster makes a deep cut while you're running.
4.) If you can afford it and have a liscense, get a fu**ing handgun. By the gods. There is a useful solution other than running. Kill any disfigured creature/zombie/victim ghosts that may come after you. Though the zombies and victim ghosts might not "die", knocking them to the ground will give you a chance to lose them, if you have many after you.
5.) Loads of ammo. Face it, life isn't a video game. If shit happens, there aren't going to be bullets on the ground. However, if you end up having to enter a house with a gun owner, this may be a good place to stock up. Heh...if they aren't there...
6.) Lock-picking tools. Again, life isn't a video game. If you need to detour through some houses, don't waste your time trying to find the Lion, Scarecrow, and Woodman (an obvious spelling error...should have been Woodsman...ah well), go and pick the locks. If there are horrible creatures roaming the town, do you think the owners would really care? I know I wouldn't. But I'm also the one picking the lock anyway. Ah...well....that's the irony of life.
7.) Something sharp. A knife, a saw, a pick axe, or even a sturdy surynge (until it breaks, then you're screwed). But you need something that will cut flesh. Or rope. Or anything else that needs cutting. And if you find a knife in a cubbard (however that damned word is spelled) or if a girl gives you one to "hang on to", by God, man! USE THE FU**ING THING!
Skipping a space! XD
8.) Some quick food. Energy bars, candy bars, a sandwhich cut in half so you can jam it down your throat as quickly as possible. Anything that is small, yet stisfying. AND LOTS OF IT. You never know when you will escape, so be prepared with rations!
9.) Some drinks. I know, I know. There's a broken vending machine RIGHT THERE. But, can you REALLY trust those drinks. How long have they been sitting there? Have any creatures messed with it? Exactly. Pack up on water. And maybe some Gatorade.
10.) Cell phone with a solar charger. Though it won't charge while you're in the Other World or while it's night time, you can charge fully in the "Real" World. Did you notice how bright it looks when you go to the foggy world from the Other World? Yeah. And that cell phone is important to keep track of days, time, and location, so you don't go insane.
11.) Finally, a radio. The signature item. You can't argue with cliches...and it'll warn you when something bad is going to happen.
There you have it. Eleven items of survival. Oh, and you might want some space in that backpack of yours, just in case you find anything important...
Well...I'm done now. I have to go. That persistent creature found my computer that I've been hiding. Oh crap. WISH ME LUCK!!!
If this works, Tori's totally like Sam. I'd pull a Dean and just kinda flail. Lol. Jensen and Jared are verry funny on the show. (Off the show too in the extras.)
I found this and just went XD for the half hour after it. Cuz this is a TRUFAX!!
That's right, I posted a pic of awesome-ness. ^^
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